I can’t help it. That little bitch just had to go and do it.
Even now, it STILL causes my blood to boil.
I can feel the comment boring a hole in my corneas – it’s like having an itchy nose and not being able to scratch it. He doesn’t know what the fuck he is in for. It’s time to hit that caps lock and UNLEASH THE FURY.
Ugh der ugh ugh blergh bah bah blugh de urgh.
Ugh ugh?
Blergh.
Blergh?!?!
Ugh.
The late afternoon sun drenches the surface of the water to the sound of waves crashing against the pristine surf. Tropical birds trill out a complex harmony, almost as a counterpoint to the steady, gentle splashes made by a young Hawaiian woman, as she idly swims through the surf. Suddenly, a long, well proportioned form surges out of the surf next to her. The column of spray reveals a giant of a man, over two metres tall, with a great mane of shaggy brown curls and the most ridiculous pair of tight, blue shorts seen this side of Boogie Nights.
me: Do you have that old text for the Pricing page? I want to use some of the text but can’t find the original email.
friend: for old pricing
go in wp-admin
and look at the page revisions
(bottom of page when editing it)
friend: i’m tryhing to remember a word you may have used, so i can search my email hehe
pricing = wayyy too many results 
me: “package”
unless you keep viagra spam, you should be right with that
friend: look im typing while looking at youfriend: reckon this is gay? or ok for my bag? i’m putting <friend’s MC Club patch> patch on bag, want 1-2 others so it’s not weird by itself:
Like This... But not as Gay
We tried.
Oh, how we tried. After the last time, we thought we would pay a visit to some of our favourite places to really get a feel for the atmosphere, the product, and the value that these stores bring, and keep people like us coming back to them day after day.
After all, who WOULDN’T want to read a heartwarming review on the internet really showing appreciation for the hard work and quality craftsmanship that goes into your average big mac, or dunlop volley, or even a daffodil?
We here at acid9 tend to get a bit confused sometimes.
In this topsy, turvy world of microblogging, sexting, and all the other Web 2.0 shenanigans that the kids seem to be getting up to these days, our relative old timeyness tends to lead to some embarrassing (and inapproriate!) faux pas.
…unless you want to see Viggo Mortensen’s junk.
me: Dude. Dude? You there? Hellooooo….