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So yeah, I’m basically 30, and things aren’t exactly in tip top shape. To be honest, I’m surprised that my liver and other essential organs aren’t shriveled up into little black nodules, held together with a mass of dried capillaries and congealed lumps of cholesterol. So I hear about this fruit detox diet from somebody, and I figure, why the fuck not. I’ve stacked on a few kilos after getting into a heated argument with the pavement coming off a motorbike at stupid speeds, and this might give me a little boost. My organs could probably use a bit of a shine, or, at least a small breather. After all, I’m not technically dead yet, I might need em some day, so I’d better do something nice for them every once and a while.

So, here’s the plan – eat fruit – a fuckton of it, and ONLY fruit, for a week. Then I can get back to killing myself with pizza and beer.

Welp, here goes.

Tags: detox, fail, winehouse