Posts Tagged ‘ disney ’

Helping Our Economy #3

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

The Global Financial Crisis, or GFC, is much like KFC without the “K” – It doesn’t originate from a specific location, and it doesn’t have a particularly good mascot.

Up until now, the solutions posed by this blog have been small, token, not relevant on a global scale. It is much like walking into a KFC and ordering a Nacho Cheese wrap. Sure, they look good on TV, and for $1.95 they should be a steal, but by the time you actually get around to purchasing one and pull it out of the wrapper, you wonder why you bothered. It might look like food, but after consuming the measly two pieces of popcorn chicken with a smattering of sugary sauce, wrapped in a small, stale tortilla, you realise that you should have put that $1.95 towards getting a decent meal somewhere else.

Like Maccas. You can almost get a cheeseburger for that much.

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Beauty and the Beast – an Affront to Your Sperm

Monday, May 4th, 2009

While sitting here eating dinner, A roommate of mine is watching Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast”, which I am seeing for the first time.

For those of you that still have testicles, I am assuming you haven’t seen it either, so let me give you a brief overview of the first 15 minutes or so of the movie.

For those brave enough to read what transpired, clicketh el jumpo.

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